Terça-feira, Março 20, 2007

Boa!

O padre, passeando em Paris, encontra um rabino amigo seu, e lhe conta:
- Descobri um truque para comer grátis em ótimos restaurantes.
- Ótimo! Como é?
- Vou a um restaurante bastante tarde, peço uma entrada, o prato principal, queijos, sobremesa e fico um tempão tomando um café, um conhaque e fumando um bom charuto e espero que fechem. Como não saio do lugar enquanto erguem as mesas, e colocam as cadeiras em cima para varrer, vem o garçom e me pergunta se posso pagar porque já está na hora de irem embora. Então eu respondo:

- Mas eu já paguei ao seu colega que foi embora antes. É assim, simples.
O rabino pergunta se podem ir jantar juntos no dia seguinte.
- Mas é claro, diz o padre.
A noite seguinte os dois amigos vão a um restaurante: entrada, prato principal, queijos, sobremesa, etc. Quando chega a hora de fechar, o garçom se aproxima e pergunta se pode trazer a conta.
O padre diz:
- Sinto muito mas já pagamos a um colega seu que já foi embora.
E o rabino completa:
- Estamos só esperando o troco.

 
 

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