Quinta-feira, Maio 10, 2007

Já que está chegando o Dia das Mães!

AS MÃES TAMBÉM SE ENGANAM...
A gente achou esse texto num blog português superdivertido. Para você rir e relaxar!

"Pára de jogar bola o dia todo e vai estudar se quiser ter um futuro." Mãe de Ronaldo, o Fenômeno.
"Menino, por que você sempre reclama do gosto do leite?" Mãe de Louis Pasteur.
"Pára de gritar o dia todo!" Mãe de Luciano Pavarotti.
"Deixa de brincar com essas maquininhas!" Mãe de Bill Gates.
"É a última vez que você rabisca o teto do banheiro." Mãe de Michelângelo.
"Como é que meia hora pode ser relativa? Se chegar atrasado à escola vai levar falta." Mãe de Einstein.
"Pára de batucar na mesa. Já estou cansada desse barulho." Mãe de Samuel Morse.
"Fica quieto de uma vez! Daqui a pouco, vai querer dançar nas paredes." Mãe de Fred Astaire.
"Nada de igualdades. Eu sou sua mãe e você é meu filho." Mãe de Karl Marx.
"Estou falando com você!Não me respondas com mímica. O gato comeu a sua língua?" Mãe de Charles Chaplin.
"Larga os soldadinhos de chumbo e vai estudar francês." Mãe de Napoleão Bonaparte.

 
 

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