Segunda-feira, Maio 07, 2007

O Século XXI está nos colocando nús!

1. Você tenta teclar sua senha no display do microondas;
2. Você não joga paciência com cartas de verdade há anos;
3. Você pergunta, via e-mail, se seu colega ao lado vai almoçar com você e ele responde, por e-mail: "me dá cinco minutos";
4. Você tem 15 números de telefone diferentes para contatar sua família de 3 pessoas;
5. O motivo pelo qual você perdeu o contato com seus amigos e colegas é porque eles têm um novo endereço de e-mail;
6. Você não sabe o preço de um envelope comum;
7. Para você, ser organizado significa ter vários bloquinhos de Post-It de cores diferentes;
8. A maioria das piadas que você conhece, você recebeu por e-mail e ainda por cima ri sozinho...;
9. Você fala o nome da firma onde trabalha quando atende ao telefone em sua própria casa;
10. Você digita o 0 para telefonar de sua casa;
11. Você vai ao trabalho quando ainda está escuro, volta para casa quando já escureceu de novo;
12. Quando seu computador pára de funcionar, parece que foi seu coração que parou. Você fica sem saber o que fazer, sente-se perdido;
13. Você se sente despido quando esquece o telefone celular;
14. Você leu esta página e balançou positivamente a cabeça em diversos pontos;
15. Você já está pensando para quem você vai enviar esta mensagem...
16. Provavelmente agora você vai clicar no botão "Encaminhar".

 
 

2 Comments:

  • É verdade. Não podemos nos esconder mais. BBB geral.

    By Blogger Nice, at 8/5/07 15:57  

  • Se respondeu afirmativamente a mais de 5 das alternativas acima, voce dixou de ser humano passou a ser um periférico.

    By Anonymous Anônimo, at 8/5/08 23:41  

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