Quinta-feira, Novembro 16, 2006

A mosca, o café e os povos

Vocês sabem o quê cada povo faz quando uma mosca cai na xícara com café? Vejam só!
O inglês joga o café fora e vai embora. Já o americano, tira a mosca e toma o café. Ah! Mas o chinês, come a mosca e joga o café fora; enquanto isso, o japonês bebe o café com a mosca, para não envergonhá-la. O israelense vende o café para o americano, a mosca para o chinês e compra um café novo para si.
Mas a melhor posição é a do palestino: acusa o israelense de haver programado a mosca para se jogar em seu café, pede ajuda às Nações Unidas e contrai um empréstimo com a União Européia. Usa o dinheiro da UE para comprar dinamite e explode o bar onde estavam o inglês, o americano, o chinês, o japonês e o israelense, culpando o último por sua extrema agressividade.

 
 

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