Sexta-feira, Janeiro 19, 2007

A vida prega cada uma!

A filha de um advogado não aparecia em casa mais de 5 anos. Na sua volta, seu pai deu a maior bronca:
- Onde você estava durante esse tempo todo, desgraçada?!
- Por que não escreveu sequer uma notinha dizendo como estava?
- Por que não telefonou? Vagabunda! Não sabe como a sua mãe tem sofrido por sua causa!
A garota, chorando:
- Pai....Virei prostituta...
- O QUE?!? Fora daqui, sem vergonha, ordinária, desqualificada, vergonha da família, não quero te ver nunca mais!!!
- Tá bom, papai. Como o Sr. quiser... Eu somente voltei aqui para dar este casaco de pele e as escrituras da minha mansão do Morumbi para a mamãe. Uma caderneta de poupança no valor de 5 milhões para o meu irmãozinho e, para você, paizinho, este Rolex de ouro puro, o BMW 0km que está na porta e um título vitalício do melhor clube da cidade e um convite a todos para passarem o Reveillon a bordo do meu iate em Búzios, e...
- Filhinha, você disse que tinha virado o que, mesmo?
- Prostituta, papai.
- Aaaaahhhh, boooommmm! Que susto você me deu, menina!.... Eu tinha entendido "professora substituta"!!!!! Vem cá, dá um abraço no Papai.....



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